A Long Story Christmas T Shirt

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Dear Santa, It’s A Long Story Christmas T-Shirt – Printed in the Heart of Sparkhill, Birmingham

Explaining the Naughty List

Right, let’s be honest—we’ve all had a few moments this year that might land us firmly on the naughty list, haven’t we? Whether it’s the kids causing absolute mayhem around the house in Springfield, or you’ve had a few too many cheeky pints at the local Christmas do, sometimes you just need to explain yourself to the big man in red. Our “Dear Santa, It’s A Long Story” Christmas T-Shirt, available in unisex kids and adult sizes, is an absolutely cracking bit of festive kit. It’s brilliant for dodging awkward questions during the massive family dinner, or just throwing on while you scramble down the Stratford Road shopping district for those last-minute presents!

Here at Funky Arts Ltd, we don’t mess about with cheap, scratchy, mass-produced festive jumpers that end up in the bin by Boxing Day. We champion genuine local craftsmanship. Every single premium textile print is carefully set up, pressed, and thoroughly checked right here in our busy workshop. If you pop your head into our unit at the Souk Shopping Centre, you can literally smell the hot ink curing on the presses and feel the vibrant, festive buzz of the Birmingham creative arts scene in full swing! We put proper Brummie graft into turning this hilarious slogan into a brilliant bespoke design that you’ll want to wear year after year.

We also know that Christmas day involves a ridiculous amount of food, running around, and the inevitable spilled gravy. That’s why we print exclusively on high-quality, sustainable apparel that is built to survive the absolute chaos of the holidays. It’s incredibly soft and perfectly comfortable for lounging on the sofa in a massive food coma. Plus, because our whole operation is based right here in the West Midlands, our famously swift Birmingham delivery means you won’t be anxiously waiting on the postie on Christmas Eve. Sorted.

The “Souk Quality” Promise

• Like a Gentle Hug: Crafted from incredibly soft, breathable ringspun cotton-rich blends that keep you perfectly comfortable even when the grandparents have the central heating blasting.

• The ‘Brummie Wash-Test’ Guarantee: Spilled a bit of cranberry sauce or a cheeky Baileys? Not to worry. We lock our inks deep into the textile fibres, meaning your festive slogan won’t crack, peel, or fade in the washing machine.

• Rooted in the Midlands: Proudly pressed, packed, and rigorously quality-checked by our own dedicated team at Unit 8, Souk Shopping Centre, Birmingham.

• Kind to the Planet: We champion 100% vegan, water-based inks and ethically sourced UK blanks, keeping our eco-footprint perfectly small for future Christmases.

Find Us Locally

Want to see where the festive magic happens before you buy? Pop down to our creative hub! You can find Funky Arts Ltd at Unit 8, Souk Shopping Centre, Stratford Road, Sparkhill, Birmingham (B11 4BS). Whether you’re a local wanting to sort out matching tops for the whole family in person, or you prefer to get your Christmas shopping done whilst having a mince pie on the sofa, you can easily place your order online at https://www.google.com/search?q=printifythread.com. Support independent Birmingham businesses this Christmas!