You’re On My To-Do List Cat T-Shirt

The Hook

H1: To-Do List Cat Tee

Sub-headline: A darkly funny cat-with-a-knife t-shirt, DTG printed with genuine local craftsmanship at our Sparkhill hub.

Product Description

Deadpan Humour, Sharp Delivery

Some tees make people smile; this one makes them do a double-take. A flat-eyed black cat, knife in paw and clearly unbothered, sits beneath the words “You’re On My To-Do List” — the sort of dry, slightly unhinged humour that lands perfectly whether you’re grabbing a coffee on Stratford Road or heading into town for a night out in Digbeth.

Look, Feel, and Fit

Printed on soft white cotton, the design keeps things simple and graphic: bold black artwork, chunky lettering, and just a touch of red for the knife’s edge. It’s a deliberately minimalist look that reads clearly from a distance and holds its detail up close. The cut sits relaxed and easy, equally at home on a lazy walk through Cannon Hill Park or layered up for an evening chill.

Printed Right Here in Birmingham

Every shirt is produced using DTG (direct-to-garment) technology, printed in-house at our Sparkhill hub rather than sent off elsewhere. It’s bespoke design and premium textile print handled locally, the kind of local craftsmanship that’s quietly become part of Birmingham’s creative scene across the B11 area.

If your sense of humour runs a little dark, this cat’s got your back. Add it to your basket before it changes its mind.

Quality Featured Points

Feel & fit — Soft, everyday cotton with a relaxed cut that’s comfortable from breakfast to bedtime.

The print — DTG printing sets the bold linework directly into the fabric, giving crisp detail and solid, even colour.

Made locally — Bespoke designed and printed by Funky Arts Ltd at Unit 8, Souk Shopping Centre, Stratford Road, Sparkhill, Birmingham.

Made responsibly — Our approach favours water-based inks and thoughtfully sourced blanks, part of our ongoing move towards sustainable apparel.

Find Us

Order online at printifythread.com, or call in at the creative hub in person — Funky Arts Ltd, Unit 8, Souk Shopping Centre, Stratford Road, Sparkhill, Birmingham, B11 4BS. Same sharp wit, same Sparkhill roots.