Meditating Alien Baby No Shits Tee

The Hook

H1: No Shits Given Tee

Sub-headline: A meditating alien-baby graphic tee with cheeky humour, DTG printed with genuine local craftsmanship at our Sparkhill hub.

Product Description

Zen Mode, Zero Cares

There’s a certain calm that comes with not caring — and this little green meditator has it down to a fine art, eyes closed, legs crossed, utterly unbothered by the world. Paired with a slogan that pulls no punches, it’s a tee with proper comic timing, the sort that raises a laugh whether you’re strolling through Cannon Hill Park or leaning against the bar on a night out in Digbeth.

Look, Feel, and Fit

Set against a deep black background, the cream lettering and softly shaded character artwork stand out with real clarity. The cotton has a comfortable, everyday drape, and the cut sits relaxed without feeling baggy — easy enough to throw on for the school run, sharp enough to hold its own for an evening out on Stratford Road.

Printed Right Here in Birmingham

The design is produced using DTG (direct-to-garment) technology, printed in-house at our Sparkhill hub rather than outsourced elsewhere. It’s bespoke design and premium textile print handled locally, part of the local craftsmanship that runs through Birmingham’s creative scene across the wider West Midlands.

If your patience is running thin and your humour’s running dry, this one says it all. Add it to your basket and let your t-shirt do the talking.

Quality Featured Points

Feel & fit — Soft cotton with a relaxed, easy cut that wears comfortably from morning through to night.

The print — DTG printing sets the artwork directly into the fabric, delivering sharp detail and rich, even colour across the design.

Made locally — Bespoke designed and printed by Funky Arts Ltd at Unit 8, Souk Shopping Centre, Stratford Road, Sparkhill, Birmingham.

Made responsibly — Our approach favours water-based inks and thoughtfully sourced blanks, reflecting our ongoing commitment to sustainable apparel.

Find Us

Order online at printifythread.com, or visit the creative hub in person — Funky Arts Ltd, Unit 8, Souk Shopping Centre, Stratford Road, Sparkhill, Birmingham, B11 4BS. Same laid-back attitude, same Sparkhill roots.