Sorry for the Accurate Things Hoodie

Description

The Hook

H1: Accurate Things Hoodie

Sub-headline: A cheeky “fake apology” slogan hoodie for people who tell it like it is, DTG printed with genuine local craftsmanship at our Sparkhill hub.

Product Description

A Non-Apology, Worn Proudly

There’s a particular kind of humour in a fake apology, and this one nails it perfectly. Bold black text runs “Sorry For The” above two crossed-out words — mean, awful — before landing firmly on “Accurate Things I Said.” It’s blunt, it’s funny, and it’s the sort of design that gets a proper laugh whether you’re wrapped up against the cold on Stratford Road or lounging about after a walk through Cannon Hill Park.

Look, Feel, and Fit

Set on soft white cotton, the bold black lettering carries real weight, with the two red strike-throughs giving it that satisfying “corrected document” look. The typography does all the work here, no clutter, no extra imagery, just a confident, punchy layout that reads clearly from a distance. The hoodie itself has a relaxed, roomy cut with a proper kangaroo pocket, perfect for layering up as the evenings draw in or for staying comfortable on a lazy day in.

Printed Right Here in Birmingham

This design is produced using DTG (direct-to-garment) technology, printed in-house at our Sparkhill hub rather than sent off elsewhere. It’s bespoke design and premium textile print handled locally, part of the local craftsmanship that continues to shape Birmingham’s creative scene across the wider West Midlands.

For anyone who says what they mean and means what they say — add this one to your basket, no apologies necessary.

Quality Featured Points

Feel & fit — Soft, cosy cotton with a relaxed hooded cut and front pocket, comfortable for everyday wear.

The print — DTG printing gives the bold typography sharp, clean edges and strong, consistent colour throughout.

Made locally — Bespoke designed and printed by Funky Arts Ltd at Unit 8, Souk Shopping Centre, Stratford Road, Sparkhill, Birmingham.

Made responsibly — Our approach favours water-based inks and thoughtfully sourced blanks, part of our ongoing commitment to sustainable apparel.

Find Us

Order online at printifythread.com, or drop by the creative hub in person — Funky Arts Ltd, Unit 8, Souk Shopping Centre, Stratford Road, Sparkhill, Birmingham, B11 4BS. Same dry wit, same Sparkhill roots.